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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Fox, goose and bag of beans puzzle
If left alone, the fox would eat the goose, and the goose would eat the beans.
The farmer's challenge was to carry himself and his purchases to the far bank of the river, leaving each purchase intact. How did he do it?
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The first step must be to bring the goose across the river, as any other will result in the goose or the beans being eaten. When the farmer returns to the original side, he has the choice of bringing either the fox or the beans across. If he brings the fox across, he must then return to bring the beans over, resulting in the fox eating the goose. If he brings the beans across, he will need to return to get the fox, resulting in the beans being eaten. Here he has a dilemma, solved by bringing the fox (or the beans) over and bringing the goose back. Now he can bring the beans (or the fox) over, leaving the goose, and finally return to fetch the goose.
His actions in the solution are summarised in the following steps:
1. Bring goose over
2. Return
3. Bring fox or beans over
4. Bring goose back
5. Bring beans or fox over
6. Return
7. Bring goose over
Thus there are seven crossings, four forward and three back.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
99 Music Download
Movie | 99 |
Cast | Kunal Khemu,Soha Ali Khan,Boman Irani,Cyrus Broacha,Simone Singh,Mahesh Manjrekar,Vinod Khanna,Amit Mistry |
Direction | Raj Nidimoru,Krishna DK |
Production | Anupam Mittal,Aditya Shastri |
Music | Shamir Tandon |
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Hilarious Jokes
1. Indian POLITICIAN...!!
He asked, "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"
The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said the minister.
"10 percent", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house,the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Indian Rupees," he asked.
The minister called him to the window."See the river over there?""Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the bridge over it?"The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said, "No, I don't see any bridge."
"100 percent", said the minister !!
2. Love Letter
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband....!!
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2.. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses instead of the rent.
4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...........
5.. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!
Your Sweet Heart
3.Men's life
When God had created the world, he called all his creatures together to grant them their span of life, and to tell them how long they would live and what manner of life they would lead.
The first to appear before God was man. And God said to him, "You, man, shall be king of the world, walking erect upon your feet and looking up to heaven. I give you a noble countenance. The power of thought and judgment shall be yours, and the capacity of disclosing your innermost thoughts by means of speech. All that lives and moves and goes about the earth shall be under your rule, the winged birds and the creeping things shall obey you. Yours shall be all the fruits of the tree and land, and your life shall be thirty years."
Then man turned away dissatisfied and grumbling. "What is the good of living in pleasure and in might, if all the years of my life are to be thirty only?" So did man speak and grumble, especially when he heard of the years granted to other animals.
The turn came to the donkey. He stepped forward to hear what God had decreed for him.
The Creator said, "You shall work hard; you shall carry heavy burdens and be constantly beaten. You shall always be scolded and have very little rest. Your food shall be a poor one of thistles and thorns, and your life shall be fifty years."
When the donkey heard what God had decreed for him he fell upon his knees and cried, "All merciful Creator, am I indeed to lead such a miserable life, and am I to have such poor food as thistles and thorns. Am I to work so hard and carry such heavy burdens and then live on for fifty years in such misery? Have pity on me and take off twenty years."
Then man, greedy of long life, stepped forward and begged for himself these twenty years which the donkey had rejected. And the Lord granted them to him.
Then came the dog. To him the Creator said, "You shall guard the house and the property of your master. You shall cling to them as if you were afraid of losing them. You shall bark even at the shadow of the moon, and for all your trouble you shall gnaw bones and eat raw meat, and your life shall be forty years."
"All merciful Creator," cried the dog, "if my life is to be of worry and trouble, and if I am to live on bones and raw stuff, take off, I pray, twenty years."
Again man, greedy of life, stepped forward and begged the Creator to give him the twenty years rejected by the dog. And the Creator again granted his request.
Now it was the turn of the monkey.
The creator said, "You shall only have the likeness of man, but not be man. You shall be stupid and childish. Your back shall be bent. You shall be an object of mockery to the children and a laughingstock of fools, and your life shall be sixty years."
When the monkey heard what was decreed for him, he fell upon his knees and said, "All merciful God, in your wisdom you have decided that I should be a man and not a man, that my back shall be bent, that I shall be a laughing stock for young and fools and I shall be stupid. Take, in mercy, thirty years off my life."
And God, the all merciful, granted his request. And again, man, whose greed can never be satisfied, stepped forward and asked also for these thirty years which the monkey had rejected. And again God gave them to him.
Then God dismissed all the animals and all his creatures, and each one went to his appointed station and to the life that has been granted to him.
And as man had asked, so has it come to pass. Man lives as a king and ruler over all creatures for the thirty years which the Lord had given to him, in joy and in happiness, without care and without trouble. Then come the years from thirty to fifty, which are the years of the donkey; they are full of hard work, heavy burdens, and little food, for man is anxious to gather and to lay up something for the years to come. It could not be otherwise, for were not these the years which he had taken over from the donkey? Then come the years from fifty to seventy, when man sits at home and guards with great trembling and fear the little that he possesses, fearful of every shadow, eating little, always keeping others away lest they rob him of that which he has gathered, and barking at every on whom he suspects of wanting to take away what belongs to him. And no wonder that he behaves like that, for these are the dog's years, which man had asked for himself. And if a man lives beyond seventy, then his back gets bent, his face changes, his mind gets clouded, he becomes childish, a laughingstock for children, an amusement for the fool, and these are the years which man had taken over from the monkeyA Great Discussion - Don't Miss Even A Single Word
One of the best Arguments ever....
Don't miss even a single word... Every second is worth reading this mail... Too good.
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof : Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold
Student: No sir.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go
any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of
heat . We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
Note: this is a true story, and the
student was none other than.........
APJ Abdul Kalam , the former president of India .
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Monday, April 27, 2009
Interesting Riddles
A Man Asked 3 questions from Old Man
1.Wats Ur Age?
2.Wats Ur Releation With This Girl?
3.Wat Is Price of Lamp?
He Replied And Answer All These In one word
What Is The Word?
For answer select area below this line
ans-nawasiii.....
2>Two fathers and two sons went for a Duck hunting.. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How could it be?
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ans-it was the grandfather----father----son who went to hunt...so each shot a duck.
3>How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday.. stay two days and ride out on friday?
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ans-friday was da name of da horse he rode!!!!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Funny Newton's 3 Laws
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
First law:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "
Second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "
Third law:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
Novel:Question And Answer(Slumdog Millionaire)
Novel(.pdf)18 Mb
Oscar winning movie Slumdog Millionaire is based on this novel written by an indian bureaucratVikas Swarup.
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Health:Exercises That Helps To Increase Your Height
Are you scared of taking medicines then go the natural way to increase heights here are some exercises that will help you increase your height remember that good diet along with exercises will help you increase your growth.
Some of the best exercises to increase your height naturally are1. Spriting:- Spriting should not be confused with jogging spriting means running as fast as you can for a short distance, there are two ways in which sprint benifits the growth of longer legs.
Sprints (interval training) helps to temporarily boost the amount of our growth hormone secreted by the pituitary gland, which in turn helps to initiate growth.
Sprints are one of the best ways to stress your leg bones very quickly. In fact, if you only had time for one leg exercise activity on a given day, then doing a few sprints would be the best choice for you
2. Boost Your Metabolism
Good nutritional diet helps you increase your growth magically, your metabolism has a lot to do with your height and you can gain a few inches just by speeding it up. Eat well and have nutritious food intake. This is because the faster your metabolism the more HGH you will let out into your body for use. You will also have better blood circulation which will help you grow as well. You can speed up your metabolism by eating more meals throughout the day.
3. Rope Jumping skipping
Relive your childhood and break out the jump rope. Jumping rope puts a lot of stress on your shins which, when combined with proper rest afterwards, will help to lengthen your legs.
For maximum stress, jump with both of your legs at the same time. Remember to keep your body weight on the balls of your feet. Perform as many jumps as you can for 5 minutes.
Jump rope every other day (3 times per week). Specifically, jump rope on the days when you are NOT cycling.
4. Swimming
Swimming stretches out your entire body and it is one of the best exercises for your body period. The crawl stroke works great and you will not only see gains in height, but also in your shoulders becoming a little more broad.
5. Some Stretching Exercises to increase your height
Exercise No.1 - Cobra: Lie down on the floor face down with palms on the floor under your shoulders. Start arching your spine up leading with your chin. Arch as far back as you can. Do each repetition for about 5-30 seconds.
Exercise No.2 - Bridge: First lie down with your knees bent and feet flat on the floor as close to your bottom as possible, grab your ankles and hold onto them while rising your hips up and arching your spine, lifting your abs towards the ceiling.
Lift your abs as high as possible. Then lower. If you can't hold onto ankles, keep your arms to the side and use them to push yourself up. Do each rep from 3 to 10 seconds.
Exercise No.3 - Hanging: This is a simple exercise. You just hang from a bar. This will help to lengthen and straighten the spine. Hang for at least 30 minutes a week. If you want wider back and shoulders, use a wider grip.
Exercise No.4 - Toe Touch: This is an easy one. Stand with your hands high above your head. Bend over and reach to your toes while keeping legs as straight as possible. Bend your legs a little if you need to. If you can reach toes easily, then stand on podium and try to reach ground. Each repetition should be about 2-3 seconds.
Exercise No.5 - The Yawn: Stand straight and hold your hands together behind your neck, then bend your head upwards and back as far as you can. Do this for about 10 seconds.
Exercise No.6 - The Super Stretch: While standing reach your arms up as high as you can and lean back a little in the process that way stretching your lower back. Do each repetition for about 4-7 seconds.
Exercise No.7 - The Downhill: Stand with your hands together, and put your arms behind you. Then swing your arms slowly as far as possible behind your back. Do each repetition for about 4-6 seconds.
Exercise No.8 - Legs Straight Up: Lie with face down and your palms down to the sides. Then proceed to raise your both legs together as high as you can while keeping feet together. Do each repetition for about 3 seconds.
Exercise No.9 - Stretch at Wall:Stand up next to the wall and reach your hands as high as you can while staying on tip of your toes. You must keep the spin flat against the wall, and do each repetition for 4-6 seconds.
Exercise No.10 - The Table: Sit on the floor and straighten your legs. Keep your torso straight and place palms one the floor right next to your bottom. Now, tuck chin against chest. Proceed to bring head as far as you can backwards. While doing this raise your body keeping your knees bent and arms straight. The upper legs and torso must be straight and horizontal to the floor. Try each repetition for 8 to 20 seconds.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Music Download:Sourabhee & Indian Idol Friends -Meherbaan
Meherbaan
Hai Dua
Shakalaka Baby
Aao Na
Kal Nahin Tha Woh
Zooby Zooby
Meherbaan (Live)
Tu Rootha To
Muhabbatein Lutaonga (Abhijeet Sawant)
Zindagi Pehle Kabhi
Yaad Aayenge Yeh Pal
Junoon
Lafzon Mein (Abhijeet Sawant)
Chal Diye
Tera Intezaar
Tu To Na Aai (F4)
Ek Shaqs (Junoon)
Woh Pehli Baar
Dhoondein (Junoon)
Udd Chale (F4)
Ithun Dhakka
Deewana
Mere Saath Sara Jahan
Mohabbatein Lutaaonga (Performance)
Kiya Tujhe Pata Hai
Yaar Bina Chain Kahan Re
Jaana
Chain Aur Sukoon
Mohabbatein Lutaaonga
Dhoondein (Club Mix)
Junoon - Remix
Tere Liye
Chal Diye (The Keep Walking Mix)
Gajab Hua
Lamha
Kuch To Kaho
Woh Kisna Hai
Dekha Hai Aise Bhi
Friday, April 24, 2009
Prisoners And Hats: Puzzle
Aim:According to the story, four prisoners are arrested for a crime, but the jail is full and the jailer has nowhere to put them. He eventually comes up with the solution of giving them a puzzle so if they succeed they can go free but if they fail they are executed.
The jailer puts three of the men sitting in a line. The fourth man is put behind a screen (or in a separate room). He gives all four men party hats (as in diagram). The jailer explains that there are two red and two blue hats. The prisoners can see the hats in front of them but not on themselves or behind. The fourth man behind the screen can't see or be seen by any other prisoner. No communication between the men is allowed.
If any prisoner can figure out and say (out loud) to the jailer what colour hat he has on his head all four prisoners go free. The puzzle is to find how the prisoners can escape.
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For the sake of explanation let's label the prisoners in line order A B and C. Thus B can see A (and his hat colour) and C can see A and B.
The prisoners know that there are only two hats of each colour. So if C observes that A and B have hats of the same colour, C would deduce that his own hat is the opposite colour. However, if A and B have hats of different colours, then C can say nothing. The key is that prisoner B, after allowing an appropriate interval, and knowing what C would do, can deduce that if C says nothing the hats on A and B must be different. Being able to see A's hat he can deduce his own hat colour. (The fourth prisoner is irrelevant to the puzzle: his only purpose is to wear the fourth hat).
River Crossing : Puzzle
Aim:The object is to get everyone (father, two sons, mother, two daughters, police officer and thief) from one side of the river to the other whilst adhering to certain rules.
The Rules:
- At most two persons on the raft at any time
- The father cannot stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence
- The mother cannot stay with any of the sons without their father's presence
- The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member if the police officer is not there
- Only the father, the mother and the police officer know how to operate the raft
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Move No. | Across | Back | Side 1 | Side 2 |
1 | Police Officer, Thief | Police Officer | Father, Son 1, Son 2, Mother, Daughter 1, Daughter 2, Police Officer | Thief |
2 | Police Officer, Son 1 | Police Officer, Thief | Father, Son 2, Mother, Daughter 1, Daughter 2, Police Officer, Thief | Son 1 |
3 | Father, Son 2 | Father | Father, Mother, Daughter 1, Daughter 2, Police Officer, Thief | Son 1, Son 2 |
4 | Father, Mother | Mother | Mother, Daughter 1, Daughter 2, Police Officer, Thief | Father, Son 1, Son 2 |
5 | Police Officer, Thief | Father | Father, Mother, Daughter 1, Daughter 2 | Son 1, Son 2, Police Officer, Thief |
6 | Father, Mother | Mother | Mother, Daughter 1, Daughter 2 | Father, Son 1, Son 2, Police Officer, Thief |
7 | Mother, Daughter 1 | Police Officer, Thief | Daughter 2, Police Officer, Thief | Father, Son 1, Son 2, Mother, Daughter 1 |
8 | Police Officer, Daughter 2 | Police Officer | Police Officer, Thief | Father, Son 1, Son 2, Mother, Daughter 1, Daughter 2 |
9 | Police Officer, Thief | None | None | Father, Son 1, Son 2, Mother, Daughter 1, Daughter 2, Police Officer, Thief |
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Puzzle:Fake Note
Post your answer in comments:
For Answer of this puzzle select area below this line
Loss to the customer: Rs.400 (returned to customer) + Rs.100 (pen) = 500
but the catch here is that the shopkeeper had got this 400 from other shopkeeper and he also keeps the rest of the 100. (So no effective loss to the shopkeeper yet.)
Now when he has to return back these Rs500 in lieu of fake note he will incur a loss of Rs500. So the answer is Rs.500
Puzzle:Escape From A Jail
You are locked in a jail that has two identical gates. One gate leads to freedom and the other gate leads to death. Each gate has got a guard. One guard always says the truth and the other guard always say lies. You are not sure which guard says the truth and which one lies. You are permitted to ask only one question that can make you escape from the jail. What should the question be ?
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Ask any guard - "which door d other guard wil point if i ask abt the door to freedom?"
if the one u ask is truthful - he'llsay tat 'other wil point to door to death' [ coz he is truthful]
if the one u ask is a liar - he'll say tat 'other guard wil point to door to death' [coz he lies]
so any case - either a liar or truthful u'll get to know which one is door to death.. so u can choose the other door which leads to freedom...